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“Satan is so much more in earnest than we are-he buys up opportunity while we are wondering how much it will cost.”

Amy Carmicahel

 

The Conference

 

 

(To better understand who Kleppy & Loki are, I recommend that you read Satan’s Wish, The Report, and The Wager before you read this topic).

by Mark Karapetyan

One day, all the world leaders were gathered at a conference in Vienna to listen to one of God’s angels, Kleppy, deliver an important message to the world. Billions of people from around the globe also tuned in to their televisions and social media to watch the unique event live. Present among the guests at the conference, was Loki, one of Satan’s young demons.

At 9:30 A.M., the event kicked off. The national anthem of the host nation, Austria, played first, and was immediately followed by a short prayer delivered by the Cardinal of Vienna: “Heavenly Father, we come to you today in the name of your Son Jes…”

“STOP IT, stop it!” A loud shout was heard from the back of the room. “I find it highly inappropriate and deeply offensive to start this important conference with an insignificant, exclusive, and frightening prayer that isolates billions of people who wish to pray to a god other than this one. In this day and age, we must be inclusive and tolerant toward others. We must make everyone feel included and welcomed. I’m sure many of you here agree with me also.”

“AND WHO ARE YOU?” the leader of the conference loudly asked.

“My name is Loki, a humble servant to humans, sir” he responded.

“Which nation do you represent?” the leader inquired.

“I represent humanity. I represent the poor, the needy, the hungry, and the weak. I am here to give voice to the voiceless, and power to the powerless. I am here for you, I am here for everyone!” Loki proudly expressed.

“To be totally honest, I fully agree with you Mr. Loki. It’s about time we had someone looking out for us,” the conference leader assured. “Let’s go around the room and take a vote and see if we can revise the prayer procedure” he suggested.

“How many of the members present today vote in favor of Mr. Loki’s proposal?” the leader probed.

All the people in the room raised their hands, including the cardinal of Vienna who did so hesitantly and fearfully.

“MOTION PASSED. From now on, no said conference shall start with any prayer in any way, shape, or form, since prayers exalt the imaginary, and shame humanity” the leader announced.

Loki cheerfully stood up, clapped, and urged others to do the same. He immediately turned toward the leader and made an offer: “Dear sir: We are all aware that we are here today to hear God’s angel, Kleppy, our old friend speak to us. However; as of now, he is late, and no one knows his whereabouts. Please, allow me on Kleppy’s behalf, to take this precious opportunity to speak to you and to the world directly, until he arrives.”

“If it is okay with everyone else, I do not object,” the leader replied.

No one in the room went against Loki’s suggestion. Moments later, Loki approached the microphone at the center stage, raised his hands, and lectured:

“Dear friends, beloved citizens. I come here to you in the name of unity and brotherhood. Today, we lock arms together to celebrate humanity. Gone are the days of man worshiping his creator, because man needs no creator. At last, we are free to live our lives as we wish without threats, retribution, or consequences. For so long, man has feared God and strived to please him. I am here to tell you that you no longer have to fear anyone, as long as you stand with each other. If you wish to please someone, please no one but yourselves, for in the end, you are what matters the most. Do not let anyone deceive you and tell you that God loves you and cares for you immensely. Friends, take heed and look around you. God is absent in your lives. All you have to do is observe this world and you will quickly understand that you are alone, left to suffer and endure this cruel world. Millions of you die every year due to wars and conflicts. Millions more are starving and on the verge of death. The world is full of homeless, uneducated, unappreciated poor people. Orphans and widows are on every corner and every street. Your hospitals are filled to the maximum with sick and diseased men and women. Young children perish daily from cancer, hunger, and various diseases and accidents. Innocent newborn babies who have never done any harm to anyone pass away without ever knowing their parents. Fires, hurricanes, and earthquakes kill many of you by wiping out and destroying your pets, your cattle, your homes, your businesses and turning them into rubble. Chaos and disorder dominate this world, and it seems that there is no easy way out. It is evident that this so-called God is powerless and weak; he cannot do anything to stop your pain and suffering. Dearest friends, you have been duped into believing that there is an invisible god living in the sky who watches everything you do and records everything you say. What kind of a loving god sends good, honest, hard-working people like you to a place of torment and fire to live there forever? I truly feel sorry for all of you. My heart cries because your pain is my pain. You are born with tears in your eyes. You grow up suffering, barely making ends meet in your lives. You work hard and struggle daily to raise your families, and in the end, you get old and die… Friends, this is not acceptable. This cannot be. That’s why I came here today to apologize to each and every one of you for the way you have been mistreated. You deserve better. Together, you can make this world a better place for you and for your children. If you stand with each other and remind yourselves of what made you so great to begin with, then you will be unstoppable and you will accomplish the impossible. There are many good things this world can offer you, there is so much this world can give you, so get them…they are yours! Your new world slogan from today on is “in us we trust.” Be well, be cheerful, and please remember that I am with all of you until the end.”

The entire room erupted in cheers and screams of approval, as every person in the room rushed to hug Loki and thank him for the most honest and amazing speech ever. Loki was congratulated and celebrated for thirty minutes. Photographs and group selfies were taken with Loki, and autographs were signed by him.

Eventually, everyone went back to their seats to close the successful conference, when to everyone’s surprise, Kleppy suddenly arrived, fluttered his large wings, and landed at the center stage where Loki had lectured earlier:

“Greetings, everyone.  Allow me to offer my sincere apologies for being late. I had to make a necessary stop at a wood shop.”

“We are done here. We just concluded today’s conference” the conference leader announced.

Kleppy took a deep sigh, looked around the room and pleaded: “I flew from the end of the Heavens to come here. Please, do not dismiss my request. Allow me to speak to you.”

There was a moment of silence in the room, as no one came forward with an objection. Then, the conference leader decided: “Fine, make it a quick one. We don’t have all day.”

Kleppy thanked the leader and everyone else in the room and continued: “Dear friends, beloved citizens. I come here to you in the name of unity and brotherhood. Today, we lock arms together to celebrate humanity. Gone are the days of man worshiping his creator, because man needs no creator.  At last, we are free to live our lives as we wish without threats, retribution, or consequences. For so long, man has feared God and strived to please him. I am here to tell you that you no longer have to fear anyone, as long as you stand with each other. If you wish to please someone, please no one but yourselves, for in the end, you are what matters the most. Do not let anyone deceive you and tell you that God loves you and cares for you immensely. Friends, take heed and look around you. God is absent in your lives. All you have to do is take one look at this world and you will quickly understand that you are alone, left to suffer and endure this cruel world. Millions of you die every year due to wars and conflict. Millions more are starving and on the verge of death. The world is full of homeless, uneducated, unappreciated poor people. Orphans and widows are on every corner and every street. Your hospitals are filled to the maximum with sick and diseased men and women. Young children perish daily from cancer, hunger, and various diseases and accidents. Innocent, newborn babies who have never done any harm to anyone pass away without ever knowing their parents. Fires, hurricanes, and earthquakes kill many of you by wiping out and destroying your pets, your cattle, your homes, your businesses and turning them into rubble. Chaos and disorder dominate this world and it seems that there is no easy way out. It is evident that this so called God is powerless and weak because he cannot do anything to stop your pain and suffering. Dearest friends, you have been duped into believing that there is an invisible god living in the sky who watches everything you do and records everything you say. What kind of a loving god sends good, honest, hard working people like you to a place of torment and fire to live there forever? I truly feel sorry for all of you. My heart cries because your pain is my pain. You are born with tears in your eyes. You grow up suffering, barely making ends meet in your lives. You work hard and struggle daily to raise your families, and in the end, you get old and die.  Friends, this is not acceptable. This cannot be. That’s why I came here today to apologize to each and every one of you for the way you have been mistreated. You deserve better. Together, you can make this world a better place for you and for your children. If you stand with each other and remind yourselves of what made you so great to begin with, then you will be unstoppable and you will accomplish the impossible. There’s so many good things this world can offer you, there is so much this world can give you, go get them…they are yours! Your new world slogan from today on is ‘in us we trust’. Be well, be cheerful, and please remember that I am with all of you to the end. I thank you all for your time, and for listening to me.”

Kleppy walked to the nearest chair and sat down, stared at the floor, without saying another word. There was total silence in the room, as everyone was stunned. Everyone looked at each other, as they couldn’t believe what they just heard. Loki looked puzzled and confused, and was unable to process what Kleppy just said. The conference leader looked dazed and baffled, and continually looked around the room in awe to find an answer as to what just happened.

Suddenly, Kleppy jumped to his feet and scolded: “All of you are depraved, wicked, evil, and apathetic fools. He comes to you and deceives you with vain words and empty promises, so you exalt and celebrate him. I repeat his exact message to you word for word, and all of a sudden you are cautious, hesitant, and weary. When will you lunkheads wise up? When will you seek God’s face?”

Immediately, Loki got up, walked toward Kleppy, pointed his finger at him, and angrily raged: “How dare you come here and insult, dishonor, and brainwash my friends that I love so dearly? My brothers and sisters here and all around the world see you for who you really are. Make no mistake, your deception and trickery will not prevail against them for I am always with them. I’d do anything for them, because I love them so much. Unlike your love, my love for them is unimaginable.”

Kleppy looked up at Loki, fluttered his large wings, flew to the middle of the room, quickly made a cross out of two large wooden beams he had purchased from the wood shop earlier, and with immense power, erected it in the ground. Then, he looked back at Loki and loudly dared: “Your love for humans is unimaginable, eh Loki? Show us; prove to everyone how you would do anything for them. Get on this empty cross on their behalf…

“Holy wisdom confounds Satan and all his wickedness.”

Francis of Assisi

 

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